If I were to visualize the amount of alcohol I’ve ingested since the time I first set foot on a college campus, I think we’d have a swimming pool fit for the travel channel on our hands. It’s been cold and crisp, lukewarm and desperate, infused into gummy bears and watermelons – you name it. But it’s all been consumed orally. As a satisfied consumer for the past six years, I see no need to alter this process. Drink, enjoy, and move on with your life. This process just doesn’t seem to cut it for some people, which brings me to today’s topic: the 4 stupidest ways to ingest alcohol.